"Because of my radio show, THE HOUR OF SLACK, I've heard damn near every cool independent tape to come down the pike since 1985, and as far as I'm concerned, Joe Newman's RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT material is the most original and the best, and you can quote me."
-- Rev. Ivan "Minor Celebrity" Stang

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Credits:

Content by Joe Newman.
Dinner photo by Bruce Dye.
Photo of Waldo the hand puppet by Linda Nowotny.
3D and web page design by Justin Sherrill.